“You can trust us to stick to you, through thick and thin – to the bitter end. And you can trust us to keep any secret of yours – closer than you keep it yourself. But you cannot trust us to let you face trouble alone, and go off without a word. We are your friends, Frodo.”
Are you alone in your own broken fellowship? Do you feel the hunger for second breakfast? Noonsies? We have the perfect company for you! And yes, it comes in Pints!